how Z100 ruined my life
Mar. 20th, 2012 | 06:29 pm
location: New York
But me? I have not aged since sixth grade.
It was in sixth grade “art” class at Columbia Middle School, that I -- a 12-year old scholarship student freshly arrived from Russia with very limited English -- and my classmates, were asked to vote on a radio station to listen to during class. Everyone wanted to listen to Z100 -- everyone but me.
That very moment has remained in my memory for ages, and is easily the root of my dislike of all things pop. I am still that kid, the sole person in the room who wanted to listen to the classical station, instead of Z100. (This was 1990 -- we didn’t have internet or web radio, but we did have WNCN. )
My understanding of pop music hasn’t matured much since then. To be sure, I’ve heard things that I’ve loved forever -- The Who’s Tommy, The Beatles, King Crimson, Björk’s Vespertine, even some songs by Billy Joel -- but on the whole, I’d sooner listen to Webern’s Bagetelles or Mahler's Symphonies than whatever latest pop thing people can’t get enough of.
Almost every time I go into a store, I hear muzak and promptly put on headphones, load the SimplyNoise app and pump up my favorite jam - “brown noise”. The SimplyNoise app has saved me from a good deal of Michael Bolton and Rod Stewart’s greatest hits.
Clearly, I should listen to more music and try harder. But finding good pop music is even harder than finding decent “new” (contemporary, classical, Q2-type) music. The stuff that plays on commercial pop radio is certifiably horrific, whereas the music on classical/contemporary/jazz/college radio is at the minimum listenable. There’s a certain conception that pop music must be “bad” (as in 80s bad).. perhaps that’s what makes it un-classical.
My sixth-grade education is holding me back. I crave things that are challenging and cheeky, complex but not poppy. If there was a genre tag called “un-poppy”, I would own the entire collection.
To be apprehensive about pop is to be forever socially awkward; to embrace pop is to admit that cooties are healthy (when we all know that they are gross); to stand idly, as I have ever since sixth grade, is polite but ineffective. If listening to pop music scares me, then writing something in that direction scares me even more. At this point, there’s no way that I can write a straight song in 4/4.
And yet, I feel that it is wrong to hide behind “Classical”, “World Music” and “Jazz” labels. We should all strive to write “pop” music - music that is personal and expressive, creative and current, music that communicates and infects the listener. It doesn’t have to be pop in the Lite-FM sense, the Z100 sense, or underground sense. It just has to be good. Smart. Not in the 80s sense.
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talking my way out of a Whole Foods paper bag
Jan. 24th, 2012 | 01:18 pm
Dear Whole Foods,
My name is Lev Zhurbin, and I'm a dad of two boys, living on the Upper West Side with my wife.
We shop at Whole Foods often -- it's very convenient for us - and we find that the prices, for the most part, are reasonable -- some items are more expensive, and some are cheaper than a competing super market - but overall, the quality is much better. And you make the best diapers.
However, I take issue with the lack of plastic bags available at the register. I am not a packaging advocate, and if there were such a choice, I wouldn't use any bags at all.
You have to realize, that unlike most other places where Whole Foods operates stores, the overwhelming majority of Manhattan customers, like myself, do not drive. We either walk, take public transportation, push a stroller, or bike. We do not wheel a shopping cart into a parking lot and stack our bags into a trunk. In that we don't drive, Whole Foods shoppers in Manhattan are already a lot more "green" than others nationwide.
Whole Food Market's insistence on paper bags place Manhattan customers at a disadvantage.
Here's why:
-- the handles of a paper bag routinely break - especially if you're holding more than one in the same hand.
-- paper bags get wet in the rain. If you are walking home from Whole Foods on a rainy day, your products will get wet and ruined.
-- if you put a paper bag onto a wet surface, while waiting for a bus, or on a slushy subway platform, the products will also get ruined
In contrast:
-- you can use plastic bags to take out the trash -- and save on buying other "garbage" bags. they are small enough to go down the compactor (trash) chute with a whole day's trash.
-- plastic bags can be used to pack up liquid waste, household dust, and other products.
-- plastic bags can be cinched up pretty tight at the top.
-- plastic bags are smaller, more durable, and have more uses. As such, plastic bags are more reusable than paper.
Yes, the reusable bags you sell are fine - but they are also bulky, and I would not want to walk around with them all day, just to make a trip to Whole Foods on the way home.
I urge you to consider giving Manhattan customers the option, and offer plastic bags at your checkout registers. Paper or plastic should be a choice. (Trader Joe's offers just that.)
Sincerely,
Lev Zhurbin
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hooked on ack!
Jan. 10th, 2012 | 10:58 pm
music: Simplenoise Brown
One of the least gratifying aspects of my experience as a father has been an increasingly cumbersome sense of OCD. Never leave home without a phone charger, checking all the faucets, checking the lock twice, and so on.Perhaps it's not fatherhood's fault -- it's just that, if you're a guy shopping for gadgets, you want to be 100% sure that you bought the right thing. Luckily, there are many stores that support you in this quest, by offering 7-day, 15-day or 30-day return policies. Some stores (Bed Bath & Beyond, for instance) let you return items even 5 years later. (I wish they sold more gear!) Some stores charge restocking fees, some don't.
And then, an epiphany - neckband (a.k.a. "Street style", a.k.a. "behind the neck") headphones were my ticket, because then I could wear a winter hat on top.DISCLAIMER -- if you buy anything using the Amazon links above, I will get some sort of a measly commission. It won't go a long way towards paying our rent, but every penny helps.. especially after all this "research".
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January 15, 2012 -- Alexander Zhurbin and Irena Ginzburg at Joe's Pub
Dec. 29th, 2011 | 12:43 pm
(Русский текст ниже)
Alexander Zhurbin / Irena Ginzburg
with special guests Inna Barmash & Ljova (a.k.a. Barmaljova)
Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 9.30pm
JOE’s PUB
425 Lafayette Street
New York NY 10003
Tickets: $15 in advance / 20 at the door - buy online or call 212-539-8778
Alexander Zhurbin is Russia's pre-eminent composer of musical theatre, film soundtracks and popular song. His career launched overnight in 1975, when he wrote Russia's first rock-opera, "Orpheus & Eurydice", which went on to be the longest continuously running theatrical production in Russia, after 2500 performances. Since that day, he has written scores to over 60 films, 6 operas, 45 musicals, symphonies, ballets and concert works. Thanks to his wide-ranging output and activity, he has often been compared to the "Russian Leonard Bernstein".
Together with his wife, Irena Ginzburg-Zhurbin, they have been co-writing songs and performing internationally for over 30 years -- Alexander at the piano, and Irena singing.
For this extremely rare New York appearance, Alexander and Irena will be joined on stage by their son Lev Zhurbin (better known in New York as Ljova, leader of his ensemble Ljova and the Kontraband), their daughter-in-law Inna Barmash, as well as special guests.
Александр Журбин, Ирина Гинзбург-Журбина
Лев Журбин и Инна Бармаш (Бармалёва)
15 января 2012 года в 21:30
Joe’s Pub
425 Lafayette Street
New York City
Билеты - 15 долларов, возможно бронировать online, или по телефону 212-539-8778
Александр Журбин - известный российский композитор, автор многих произведений в жанре музыкального театра, саундтреков для кинофильмов, популярных песен.
Его карьера началась в 1975 году, когда он написал первую советскую рок-оперу «Орфей и Эвридика», и, как говорит пословица, «на следующее утро проснулся знаменитым». “Орфей и Эвридика” оказался самым долгоиграющим проектом за всю историю музыкального театра, эту оперу играют и сейчас в том же коллективе, через 36 лет после премьеры. С тех пор Александр Журбин написал музыку к 60 фильмам, 6 опер, 45 мюзиклов, симфонии, балеты, концерты. Благодаря необыкновенному разнообразию и разножанровости его творчества, многие газеты мира называли его «русским Леонардом Бернстайном».
Вместе с женой, Ириной Гинзбург-Журбиной, Александр уже более 30 лет пишет песни, и они вместе исполняют их по всему миру.
15 января в Joe’s Pub произойдет крайне редкое событие: Александр Журбин и Ирина Гинзбург-Журбина будут исполнять свои произведения, а также в концерте примет участие их сын Лев Журбин ( известный в Нью-Йорке как Ljova, создатель ансмбля “Ljova and the Kontraband”) и его жена Инна Бармаш, a также специальные гости.
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the Autogate Strollergate
Aug. 7th, 2011 | 01:51 pm
location: New York
My wife and I are parents of two young kids, and we find the elevators in the subway system to be a real blessing in getting around the city with a stroller.
What we don't find nearly as pleasant is the way of getting into the subway system itself. Presently, the "correct" way is to wait on line for the station agent, show them that you're swiping a fare, turn the turnstile while they're watching, and then the station agent will open the gate for you. That's the theory.
In practice, this always works out differently - sometimes, there's no station agent present, sometimes they're on the phone and could care less to open the door; sometimes they don't pay attention as you're turning the turnstile, and act as if you didn't pay your fare. Most of the time, the gate is open anyway, and even by the time you show the station agent that you're going to pay your fare, they're on to something else. To be honest, it's less frustrating when there is no station agent present.
I notice that many stations have a special entry for the "Autogate" Metrocard, which is only usable by the handicapped. The trouble is, strollers & people with heavy luggage outnumber handicapped persons in wheelchairs in the subway system by [uneducated guess] a margin of at least 1000:1. In the last two years, I think we've barely seen one or two wheelchairs in the subway system.
Why can't the MTA open the AutoGate access to everyone? Putting the Autogate system together must have cost a huge fortune, and no doubt it was paid for with grants and tax dollars. By letting everyone with oversize items (strollers, suitcases, contrabasses, etc.) use the Autogate, this would let the station agent focus on other customers, and make life less frustrating for the rest of us.
While we're at it, is it possible to get rid of the emergency exit noise, the one that happens when you try to open the service gate? Everyone ignores that sound, just like the car alarms of 10 years ago.
How can we make this a reality? Should we start a petition?
Thank you!
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Sibelius 7 musings
Aug. 2nd, 2011 | 01:46 pm
Check out the new features for yourself here:
http://www.sibelius.com/products/sibeliu
The immediate feeling I get is the same feeling I got after the release of Sibelius 5, which also came with many gigabytes of fresh sounds.
Almost every new version of an Audio/Video sequencer these days comes with one or two DVDs of fresh sounds, but sounds are not for me -- when I make demos, I prefer that they do not approximate the sounds of real instruments closely, so that more can be left to the imagination of the listener, and real players are not expected to sound like a synth mockup. I hardly if every use sampled instruments in a project, so as a result, all of these gigabytes of free sounds are sitting on my shelf.
While every one of these audio programs gives you many options for playing with these sounds and exporting them, Sibelius's own Audio Export features are painfully underdeveloped.
With Sibelius 7 (on a Mac), you are only able to export to an AIFF file at 48khz. You cannot export at another sample rate, or in another format. The file that Sibelius exports is super quiet - you'll need to take it into another audio program, normalize it, and only then you'll be able to hear the sound.
And the audio does not start at 00:00:00 but at 00:00:05, meaning that if you're trying to sync your sound to a film, you'll be half a second behind, unless you erase that half-second time in another program.
The sync is an issue critical to film composers; the ability to export to other formats is of concern to professional composers & students alike, who simply want to export a quick mp3 demo, with the ID3 tags all filed in.
I have been mentioning this to Sibelius for a few years, and it's a pity this still hasn't been fixed.
The other updates in Sibelius 7 seem to contain a complete redesign of the User Interface, which makes it look more like Microsoft Office. If you like Office, you may like the new "ribbon" interface, but if you're a user of OpenOffice/NeoOffice, you may find it initially confusing. I can't judge whether it's better or worse - having used Sibelius for over 10 years, navigating the menus has become second nature, and re-learning where things are will slow me down for no necessary reason.
Sibelius 7 now runs natively in 64-bit mode, which makes it run faster, but, to be honest, I always thought that Sibelius runs fast enough. Everything is always immediate, even when working on a 200+ page orchestral score.
There is a nice new feature that's helpful for automating the extraction of PDF parts & scores. This is very useful - but is it worth the upgrade?
I love Sibelius and may upgrade simply to support the program that has saved me years of time on countless projects, but there's little in this upgrade that's for me. Jean Sibelius didn't get to finish his 8th Symphony - let's hope that Sibelius 8 is not too far away.. and an iPad version, too.
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Sibelius on a laptop, without a keypad
May. 1st, 2011 | 02:53 pm
location: United States, New York, New York
music: Un Viejo Amor
Shortly after writing my previous post last year, about using Sibelius on a laptop, I went on a tour with Alondra de la Parra and the Philharmonic Orchestra of the Americas, during which I had to orchestrate a number of songs rapidly, often in tight spaces, such as buses and planes. There was no space to use a keypad (as suggested in the previous post), and the lapdesk was weighing down my bag.
As such, in part by suggestion of Daniel Spreadbury of SibeliusBlog -- I tweaked a solution for working with Sibelius on a MacBook Pro, without extraneous numeric keypads, lapdesks or other accessories except headphones.
This necessitated remapping certain shortcuts into something that works well under one hand, though gratefully the "option" key on the Mac is present on both the left and right.
Here are my modifications - see how they work for you:
Before you read this, please note that I'm using a MacBook Pro with a US English keyboard layout.
Also, this refers to the mapping of the first keypad set, the "common notes" - obviously, it's mirrored on the subsequent keypad sets as well.
Option-1 - Accent
Option-2 - Dot
Option-3 - Tenuto
Option Q - Natural
Option W - Sharp
Option E - Flat
Option A - 1/4 note (crotchet)
Option S - 1/2 note (minim)
Option D - whole note (semibreve)
Option Z - 1/32 note (demisemiquaver)
Option X - 1/16 note (semiquaver)
Option C - 1/8th note (quaver)
Programming such shortcuts necessitated moving other shortcuts around. For example, I had to switch the "Voice 1 / Voice 2 / Voice 3", which would typically be accessed by Option-1/Option-2/Option-3, to Command-Option-1 / Command-Option-2 / Command-Option-3.
In addition to these modifications, here are some other modifications I've made that I find extremely useful in working with full scores:
Option-Command-S -- optimize staff spacing - very useful for full scores and parts alike
Option-Shift-S - select/filter slurs
Option-Shift-D - select/filter dynamics
Option-Shift-R - Rehearsal Mark text (very useful for custom rehearsal marks like "V1", i.e. verse 1)
Hope this works for you - let me know!
As per those arrangements I had to finish on tour, many of them can be seen and heard in this YouTube playlist -- enjoy!
best,
Ljova
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Sibelius notation on a laptop - a mobile rig solution that works for me
Aug. 27th, 2010 | 12:08 am
location: New York
music: Estrellita by M. Ponce
I've been a user of the notation program Sibelius since its very first version, having won a copy of it in a raffle at Juilliard, at least 10 years ago.
In recent times, I spend 5 to 15 hours a day composing or arranging scores in Sibelius, whether it's for one of my film score, a concert piece, or an arrangement. Working in Sibelius has become somewhat of a second nature to me, and notating music in Sibelius is much faster for me than with pen[cil]. (Though, for the record - I still use the Moleskine Music Notebook for sketching.)
I've been using Sibelius on a laptop for several years, and have just recently figured out a really comfortable mobile setup, which makes my relationship with Sibelius a lot more productive, at a cumulative cost of approximately $35. There are two principal items you should consider buying --
1) NUMERIC KEYPAD As many users know, many of Sibelius's principal features are tucked into shortcuts that correspond with the functions of a numeric keypad. While the numeric keypad exists on full computer keyboards, you can rarely find it on a laptop keyboard.
To complicate matters, Sibelius's keypad functions are mapped by default to an 18-key keypad that was popular 10 years ago and is scarcely available today. On their website, Sibelius recommends 3 keypads, two of which are $59. There are, however, a couple of cheaper alternatives that work just as well:
a) If you own an iPod or an iPod Touch, you may want to check out the apps NumberKey and NumPad, both of which give you access to an 18-key keypad. Numpad in particular could be convenient, because it has several screens dedicated to specific Sibelius functions. There are two downsides with both programs -- they work over wifi, which creates a slight but gnawing delay between the time you press a keypad button and it registers on the screen, especially if you're on a public wifi network at a college library, for instance. The other downside is that you have no tactile response - you have to look at the pad to make sure you're pressing the right button.
b) If you don't own an iPod/iPhone, or you simply want a tactile response from your keyboard, then you should consider buying this cheap keypad on Ebay, for $5.95 (which includes shipping). This is my personal favorite - it's extremely thin & light, the buttons have great response, and the cord is retractable. It costs 10% of the keypads Sibelius recommends, and does the same thing. This keypad isn't perfect - you'll have to reprogram the top 3 keys to correspond to Sibelius's commands via the Preferences -> Menus & Shortcuts -- but this takes 2 minutes.
2) PORTABLE LAPDESK: If you're going to use a numeric keypad (or an iThing) to speed notation in Sibelius while on-the-go, then you'll need to grow a third leg -- it takes two to hold a laptop, and another to hold your keypad.
My solution, which I found only recently, is the Logitech Portable Lapdesk N315 -- not only does it hold the laptop, but it has a retractable area specifically for a numeric keypad. It's simple, durable and elegant, and affords me to notate in places where a proper table is lacking.
Here's a picture of my setup in action - notice the cheapo numeric keypad on the right, seated on top of the Logitech Lapdesk.

I hope you find this useful, and of course, would love to hear your thoughts.
thank you & all the best,
Ljova
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i used to blog.. and now i tweet..
Jul. 10th, 2009 | 11:23 pm
location: NJ
mood:
resigned to tweet
music: Chirping birds & laundry machine
I used to blog -- never extensively, but when it felt natural, or when I had a good idea for something. It wasn't some promotional idea to "show the up close and personal side of the artist" to spread word of a tour or a new CD, but a way to communicate with old friends & meet new ones. Thinking back, I made lots of lovely friends through blogging, chatting, and other communications, over the past 10-15 years, going back to some really prehistoric times. (Does anyone remember the Renegade BBS times?)
These days, like many folks, especially music folks, I tweet on Twitter, and you can follow me at http://www.twitter.com/ljovadotcom
I was apprehensive about Twitter at first, being as it was such a flighty mode of communication (140 characters?!) -- and I'm sure that my parents, both proud authors of multiple wonderful books, would find it abhorrent. And indeed, it's a bit limited -- but it's (also) a good way to keep up with friends, with the ever increasing sources of information, and with the changing world in general... And besides -- we now have a son!

Who knows, perhaps one day I'll write a book... until then, I hope to write more music than words.
be well!
-Ljova
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stand by your mac
Feb. 2nd, 2009 | 10:37 pm
location: home
mood: triumphant
music: Stand By Your Man.
Of course, my wife is always right, and who am I to prove her wrong.
But for the rest of you -- can I just point out a few things, in case you're shopping for a new joy in your life?
(Disclaimer: these bullet points below have been written over time, not just for this occasion)
1) The Price -- many people say that Macs are expensive, but in fact, when comparing simply comparing specs, we found that the Lenovo & the MacBook had a price difference of about $100 at the most.
2) Operating system -- anything Vista can do, Mac could do 5 years ago, and more.. Mac can also run Vista, just for fun. Vista runs *faster* on a Mac, according to independent benchmark tests. But most PC users prefer to forget Vista, and run Windows XP, from the Golden Age of Microsoft innovation, the year 2001. But wait -- there's a new system in the works, Windows 7 -- not surprisingly, it steals many of its best features from the Mac.
3) Customer Service -- with no Lenovo retail locations and no genius bars, and probably no US-based tech support, Mac clearly wins. I suppose you can find horror stories about every brand, but having
retail locations worldwide definitely helps me have peace of mind. I haven't had to use them, but I know people who have.
4) Battery life. I guess Lenovo has more flexibility in cell sizes, though I've never really had a problem. Batteries wear out - fact of life. There are Mac airplane adapters, spare batteries, and a whole lot more third party products if you need more than most. The new 17" Macbook pro has a new battery that lasts 8 hours and weighs the same as the old. That's powering a huge 17" screen!
5) Viruses.. Definitely, PC wins this one, due to its lovely popularity..
6) Design? Innovation? Heat Conduction? Aluminum casing vs. plastic? Display quality? Weight? I'd say Mac wins here by a little more than a tad. If you're a Mac-hater, I suggest you think of Mac products as a preview of things to come to the PC, as, inevitably, almost every feature of the Mac -- with the exception of the ever evolving mouse -- is duplicated on the PCs 3 or 4 years later, with far less grace and style.
7) Command prompt.. Well, I don't know what there is in Vista (MSDos?), but we have a Unix backbone.
8) Will the new Windows 7 run on the new Lenovos, when it comes out in a few months? Drivers, shmivers?
9) Speed? Even if you run Windows, you'll be happy to know that Windows runs faster on a Mac.
10) The Celebrity factor. Sure, the Mac attracts a lot of celebs -- including, of course, "That One", a.k.a. our president Barack Obama, and a choice shortlist of others, and not just entertainers, but designers and writers and scientists.
So in conclusion, Lenovo makes a computer that has no innovation behind it, and runs only one, sad OS,
and has no on-the-ground customer service, yet costs the same as a Mac.
Support innovation! Support elegant design! Wow your children, amaze your grandparents, enjoy life, save money and be happy!
Support Mac. It's "change you can believe in" -- or "change you can wait for in 5 years"
Thank you.